The Damsels are flexible girls - like cheerleaders should be! We have performed everywhere from charity events to schools to tavern halls. Let us put the "ahh" in your "Huzzah," the "KHAAAAN" in your "Convention," and the "T'n'A" in your "Arts Festival." What? It stands for "Titus Andronicus," silly. Our shows are as naughty or as nice as needed: The Dork U Revue Fun for everyone! The Damsels strut their stuff in a singing, dancing, juggling, cheerleading variety show that the whole family can enjoy. There's a lot of audience participation, so bring your camera, your lungs and your sense of adventure! The Damsels in Concert With a wide selection of songs inlcuding both hilarious parodies of pop tunes and original numbers, the Dorkington Glee Club is fit for everything from a dainty Queen's Tea to the rowdiest barroom in Faerun. Hits such as "I Kissed a Nerd," by Blythe and Rissy have been featured on Dr. Demento's Top Ten List! Shakespeare Double-Oh-Duh Guranteed to be the best "education" in the Bard's works you've ever seen! Tomfoolery, skullduggery, maybe even teabaggery abound in every show, plus naughty musical numbers and enough wacky onstage antics to choke a Sarlacc. If you're at least 17 years of age, come watch the Damsels and their cross-dressing doofus shake their pom poms and rah-rah all over their gaga ooh la la la, by which we mean perform three action-spectacular, risque romps through the works of William Shakespeare: All's Weird That Ends Weird Ever hear of Shakespeare's "great" plays Coriolanus, All's Well That Ends Well, or Timon of Athens? Didn't think so. But don't worry, the Damsels have taken a lucky thirteen of the Bard's least liked/remembered plays and spliced them together into one hilariously monstrous frankenshow: a romantic buddy tragicomedy set in Bizarro world, complete with Greek gods, dismembered hand slap-fights and one sexy, sexy bear. Oh, and don't forget the dirty Disney parodies! Hamlet vs. MacBeth: the Shakespearean SmackDown! Its swords, guns and wrasslin' as two of the bard's legendary characters compete for the same stage, chewing the scenery and each other. Who will triumph in this Crap of the Titans? Will it be Hamlet, who stands for truth, justice and the Scandinavian way, or MacBeth, the crudest, rudest Scotsman lookin' like a fool with his kilt on the ground? Throw in MacB's deadly dame, one cross-dressing Danish queen, and some seriously warped show tunes to round out a show that will answer once and for all who is the bard's best bad boy! You may even end up in a stand-in role on stage! A Midsummer Nightmare's Scream on Elm Street 13 Horny teenagers lost in the woods + supernatural forces = Shakespeare’s horror classic! This show takes no prisoners as zombies, vampires, and cross-dressing slashers grab some wine coolers and head for the lake in the madcap spooktacular spoof that cranks the fun level up to 11 with audience participation and flying body parts galore. Penned by the Dorkington Professor of English Lit, Mark "the Hatchet" Groves (with songs written by Rissy,) And watch out... the most evil powers in the universe (yes, Lady Gaga and Beyonce) may be lurking right behind you! More shows are in the works!